Paul WS Anderson… I hate youPosted: April 26, 2011
Please stop making films. Just stop, desist, cease – find a new hobby, do something different.
You made the reasonably enjoyable Event Horizon and then what happened to you? You made Solider, you made The Sight and then AVP: Aliens versus Predator – a film so bad even its name is nominatively redundant. I look at your spiralling career and I wonder if this is the path you sought when you left film school. “What have I done ?” I hear you ask. What have you done… you have made this:
Yes this. What were you thinking? What is this? What were you on when you made it? Why didn’t you at least attempt to make this? That is not only a great piece of cinema but an excellent adaptation of the books – it even has a great cast. Instead you hired Milla Jovovich (your wife) and … Orlando Bloom in some sort of crass faux renaissance France crapfest.
I am led to believe you are trying to remake The Long Good Friday. My head is in my hands, I weep at the contempt you evidently feel for other’s work.
Please just stop …
With a cherry on top.